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Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom
'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'
T-Jones by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004
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My mother will beat my ass for calling her T-Jones.
T-Jones by anonymous March 8, 2023
A word for your friends mother. A word mainly used in Texas.
Are you going to see your T-Jones for Christmas?
T-Jones by ADESP January 2, 2021
Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.
t jones by logan marks September 15, 2005

t jones / t lady 

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother
"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

Renalda E.T. Jones

person, who plays basketball, does waites, and goes jogging by herself for a living! she eats bistek empanisado and loves Brittney Sabatier! she is interesting you should get to know her (;
Renalda E.T. Jones by E.P.I. August 21, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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