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t-jones is callin me.
t-jones by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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Texas slang for Mother or Grandmother.
Mostly used in the Dallas area.
I never heard it in Houston...

Sometimes used as slang for someones Play Mother/Play Mom
'Dayum my T-Jones got beat up by one of her baby daddy last night'
T-Jones by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004
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My mother will beat my ass for calling her T-Jones.
T-Jones by anonymous March 8, 2023
A word for your friends mother. A word mainly used in Texas.
Are you going to see your T-Jones for Christmas?
T-Jones by ADESP January 2, 2021
Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.
t jones by logan marks September 15, 2005

t jones / t lady 

originated in the dallas, texas area in the early 90's meaning your birth mother
"Hey Jboy why your girl mad at you, cause I cussed out her t jones.

Renalda E.T. Jones

person, who plays basketball, does waites, and goes jogging by herself for a living! she eats bistek empanisado and loves Brittney Sabatier! she is interesting you should get to know her (;
Renalda E.T. Jones
Renalda E.T. Jones by E.P.I. August 21, 2011
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