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t-shirts 

Stylish and popular outerwear worn by fans of UrbanDictionary.com
yes they can be obtained outside of the United States
t-shirts by oodee September 17, 2003

t-shirts 

Often a slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.
You got the 20 bucks for t-shirts?

or

Come over this weeked we're trying on t-shirts.
t-shirts by allahjesus January 14, 2011

roadkill t-shirts 

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.
Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

funny t-shirts 

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!
Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!
funny t-shirts by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

green t-shirts 

Code for marijhuana. Usually spoken on telephones or in public.
"Hey man, got any green t-shirts?"
green t-shirts by cowsnose June 26, 2006

Land of Free T-Shirts 

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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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