What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive,
bias,
ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'
Reilly.
Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much
respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a
hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your
high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.