What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.
Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.
by Ryryq March 21, 2010

by Ryryq June 29, 2010

A type of invitation to any social event sent out of sympathy, to avoid discrepancy or to simply make up an attendance number. It is sometimes sent in the hopes that the invitee will simply decline and throw it away, which is what should be done if sent one regardless of it's purpose.
Dave: What the? Kat sent me an invite to her 18th.
Mike: But you guys never really speak.
Dave: I know right, I totally just got binvited!
Mike: But you guys never really speak.
Dave: I know right, I totally just got binvited!
by Ryryq January 26, 2010

Walked in on Mike hugubating with his pillow last night. He tried to pretend that he was just napping, but I knew what he was doing. Was pretty disgusting to say the least. (hugubate)
by Ryryq November 27, 2011

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.
It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.
It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.
Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.
by Ryryq March 05, 2010

a condition or practise where things are not considered hygienic if they do not appear to be hygienic in other people's eyes, regardless of if it is clean or not. Eyegiene habits are typically found in the hospitality business.
Bill: So, after the silverware has been put through the dishwasher, you need to give it a polish.
Kim: Why?
Bill: So that it looks clean.
Kim: But it IS clean?
Bill: No it isn't, not until it LOOKS clean. It's a eyegienic practise, it's eyegiene.
Kim: Why?
Bill: So that it looks clean.
Kim: But it IS clean?
Bill: No it isn't, not until it LOOKS clean. It's a eyegienic practise, it's eyegiene.
by Ryryq December 19, 2009

Dan: This song is really good but it's only a minute and a half long.
Bud: Yeah, it's like a Beatles song.
Bud: Yeah, it's like a Beatles song.
by Ryryq September 20, 2009
