Beware of people who use "cute" words for food, ie. sammie, veggie, taters, nanners. maters and so on. These people usually have cute names for their private parts as well. So while they're preparing your "sammie", they are more than likely fondling their "herbert" at the same time.
sammie is the type of person u jus wanna be around. whether she’s watching naruto or trying
to desperately cook something, girl will always come thru. she sometimes turns into an animal and is often seen sleeping or laying down. absolute fucking icon. it doesn’t matter if she’s on her period or cleaning her room for the 12th time because she always is just perfect. but not only is she perfect. she is funny too for some reason. so far i can’t seem to grasp why the fuck she’s funny, but she just is. sometimes when she sleeps she does her homework at school during break. that sentence doesn’t make sense. neither does she. but i love her
BEAUTIFUL and graceful like a flower. she is mentally strong and despite what others are saying, she doesn't fall apart. Sammie and a loving and respectful person. she isn't fake like the other bitches. she really doesn't care.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.