Syskey

The SAM Lock Tool on a Windows computer. Used to lock your Master Boot Record, thus preventing you from logging in to the computer without the password. Used mainly by tech support scammers when they get mad at you.

Scammer: "So you will not pay me? I will syskey your dextop!"

Syskey by Scam Buster November 11, 2016

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syskey

muay thai champ with a sexy beard and moustache and is balding and he looks very handsome

hey have you seen "syskey"'s latest ufc match?

syskey by hmd7 November 30, 2024

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Related Words

Syskey • Syskeying • syskeyjs • Siskey • Sysley

Syskeying

When a scammer gets blocked out of their computer via system lock by a baiter.

Dude, I'm totally syskeying this guy.

Syskeying by zeke2149 September 6, 2016

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Sysley

Buttt nutz nugit doo doop

mmjfmk sysley mssdnutz

Sysley by Charles Ray Chambers November 10, 2019

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Siskey

1. Nobel prize winning kitty. 2. Face of God. 3. Brilliant little bear.

Oh Siskey!

How do you spell Siskey? Siskey!

Siskey by Natasha July 16, 2003

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syskeyjs

A sexy, strong, National Socialist who loves BackSlashG, RatWithaFace, Mountable, FTG2085, and Daniel sometimes.

I love stroking myself to SysKey (SysKeyJS).

syskeyjs by CTG123456 November 16, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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