Sympto (noun)
Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.
Inspired by COVID19 culture, a person who is exhibiting symptoms of a particular disease/sickness/disorder.
*Sees guy coughing in front of me in line at Mr.Sub*
Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"
*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*
Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."
Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"
Me: "Get the fuck away from me, you sympto"
*Friend doesn't want me to hang out because he thinks I have COVID19*
Friend: "Don't even fucking dream, think or VR about coming near me."
Me: "settle down you fucking asshole, I'm not a symptom"
by PRNDL321 January 11, 2021
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Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
chorus of symphony of destruction
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes,
Swaying to the symphony...
Of destruction
chorus of symphony of destruction
by darthredneck September 16, 2008
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-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.
by DJ.B November 7, 2010
Get the beethovens 69th symphony mug.1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.
Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!
by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020
Get the Simptoms mug.If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015
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