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Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex
The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.

Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."
Sympa-D by HopOnPop469 September 13, 2017

sympa-thusiastic 

You have sympathy for others because you want to feel the same you love suffering. Playing out an roll for someone else and feel the same to do so. You feel sympathy for the subject, you may also love the person.
He's "sympa-thusiastic" he loves a person
sympa-thusiastic by bebosmityy September 25, 2010

hyper ultra mega sympa 

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!
hyper ultra mega sympa by TheOreo December 24, 2008

hyper ultra mega sympa 

Juliette is hyper ultra mega sympa because she is very very very friendly!
hyper ultra mega sympa by TheOreo December 24, 2008

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020