swordie

See Sword Fish

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Swordie (or sworD fisH) just pwned you.

by Urban Cowboy November 28, 2004

Swording

Two men, in the crab position, getting it on. Much like two women scissoring.

Those two gentlemen were swording on the dance floor.

by Getsomewhiteshirt November 24, 2018

sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

by KHD September 25, 2003

pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

swordsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to swords and/or similar objects.

Person A: Hey bro, I think I'm coming out.
Person B: That's fine! So, what is your sexuality/gender?
Person A: Swordsexual!
Person B: Uhm...

by TurkishZeus November 18, 2021

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

by Misfit September 13, 2003

swoldier

Someone who is both strong physically and mentally. i.e. Swole- to be muscularly strong, and Soldier- apparent mental stamina to stave of effects of calamities. Usually this term is used with the soldier emphasis not on a military sense, but an urban street sense (ghetto soldier). This is where the slang term 'swole' comes into play.

"Damn, did you see Mike V. fight those three assholes at the same time?"

"Yea, and look he's not even breathing hard, he's a fucking swoldier."

See Mike Vallely in CKY3.

by riennothing July 15, 2007