Swordfighting

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This ancient sport originated from Africa and is now used all across the world. Swordfighting is the act of unscrewing ones penis then fighting another person who has unscrewed their penis

Man 1: yo wanna do some Swordfighting
Man 2: yeah sure
man 1: *unscrews penis*

Swordfighting by noah_7736 October 31, 2022

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Swordfighting

The sexual act of penises rubbing and touching each other for arousal/sexual pleasure.

I saw those guys Swordfighting when I peeked in the room

Swordfighting by kkona123 April 16, 2019

Swordfighting

Verb; Sexual activity between two gay men. The term "squashbuckling" is sometimes submitted.

I was going to take a shower after practice but two fags were Swordfighting in the shower.

Swordfighting by ccnutmnkey December 8, 2004

swordfighting

pissing in the direction of another guy, mutually

You would not believe what I saw last night when I came home. Billy and Bobby were swordfighting all over the place.

swordfighting by genna buzz April 4, 2005

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra

A rather obvious reference to male masturbation.

He was caught swordfighting the five headed hydra.

Swordfighting the Five Headed Hydra by JollyFatMan September 10, 2005

Taliban Swordfighting

(VERB)-The action of of two penises simultaniously rubbing together in the same oriface while sodomizing a woman.

In pornography when a chick has two or more penises in her ass and the penises are rubbing together inside. So it gives the feeling of being in Tora Bora fighting the Taliban. Hence the term Taliban Swordfighting.

Taliban Swordfighting by Sodomaniacs January 18, 2010

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS by TurtleTron August 7, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026