11 definitions by LawrenceMK2

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I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
On November 7 of the year 2054, the lease agreement International Speedway Corporation has with Daytona Beach Racing and Recreational Facilities District will expire.

Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
by LawrenceMK2 March 30, 2021
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1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas

2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
1. I'm going to do some chemistry.

2. I failed chemistry.
by LawrenceMK2 December 2, 2020
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How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
by LawrenceMK2 November 11, 2020
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The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!
A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?
by LawrenceMK2 November 11, 2020
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Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
by LawrenceMK2 October 16, 2020
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gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.
by LawrenceMK2 October 29, 2019
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