A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

switching to porn by Nacatac May 15, 2011

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Switching Hammocks

To 69.

We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

Switching Hammocks by Switcheroo June 6, 2010

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Switchin' Dudes

1.The act of exchanging/trading dudes, the state of being gay. Attending a club and attempting to trade the dude one came in with for another dude. Swinging for fags. Also known as "Exchanging Dudes". This appears to happen at Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ.

2. Can also define what a previously unknown ho does when you're not around. Cheatin' (if it's your girl, or just trying to be a female playa (switchin' dudes).

1. We drove through the Short North in Columbus, OH, and it was the same as Studio 6 in Atlantic City, NJ!...They're switchin' dudes!

2. I was walking down the street with my boys, and one of the chicks from my lineup was seen SWITCHIN DUDES! HA HA HA!!! It's cool though, that's why you always keep a lineup (switchin' chicks).

Switchin' Dudes by Bebop Carlile October 5, 2005

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switching teams

Going from heterosexuality to homosexuality or vice-versa

Switching Teams

My teacher got divorced and he switching teams!

switching teams by Creepypastabottles23 January 31, 2014

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