swipeitis 

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

swipeitis by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

Swoleitis 

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

Swoleitis by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

Snapeitis 

A disease where you act like a douche/scum. Give everyone a hard time because you're miserable af from the inside.

"YO are you on your period?"

"No, I have Snapeitis"

"Ron stop having a snapeitis"

Snapeitis by JAVSSSS December 1, 2013

Swientisky 

teenage girl who wants to be a urchin but is truly a sky

Dude stop actin like a swientisky

Swientisky by pooil April 29, 2011