Swoleitis 

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

Swoleitis by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

Swoleosis 

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

Swoleosis by AirChair February 3, 2009

Soreitis 

The point where you are so sore that it's on a new level

Yo homie that workout yesterday gave me soreitis.

Soreitis by Soreness November 30, 2016

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

scaleitis by box April 30, 2005

Swoleiosis 

So swole thats it's sick

Your looking so swole you must have swoleiosis

Swoleiosis by Maddog777777 November 21, 2013

Swoleosis 

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

Swoleosis by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

J-SHOREITIS 

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

J-SHOREITIS by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011