swinging monkeys 

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

swinging monkeys by TuBsy February 16, 2005

swinging monkey 

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

swinging monkey by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

monkey swinging on a vine 

When you have a bogger hanging from a nose hair, similiar to bats in a cave.

My girlfriend got mad at me because I had a monkey swinging on a vine dangling down from my nose.

monkey swinging on a vine by dwoper1 July 5, 2017

Monkey Slinging 

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

Monkey Slinging by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011