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a person with a really small penis but boost as if he has inches
That construction worker keeps saying he has a huge dong, but i really know he's just a swigler.
swigler by thebluefork April 17, 2017
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south carolina squirt swigler 

when your fucking your women and you accidentally get a swig of her vaginal fluids
kyle: Man i was fuckin my girl and guess what
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!

Swinglered 

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
Swinglered by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Serial Swiller 

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
Serial Swiller by diogio rome November 27, 2009

Mr. Swigert 

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.
Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.
Mr. Swigert by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

swiggers 

Derived from the word 'swig' : to drink in large gulps

Taking 'swiggers' refers to consuming any liquid intoxicant - typically alcohol, but potentially also lean, sizzurp, purple drank, etc.
'This beat makes me feel like I'm on swiggers'

'I'll be in the back of the church, taking swiggers'

'Lord Quas dropped a loop that made us all feel like we had been taking 'swiggers'.
swiggers by Derrick Tibbs July 19, 2019

Mr. Swigert 

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole
"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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