swigler

a person with a really small penis but boost as if he has inches

That construction worker keeps saying he has a huge dong, but i really know he's just a swigler.

by thebluefork April 17, 2017

south carolina squirt swigler

when your fucking your women and you accidentally get a swig of her vaginal fluids

kyle: Man i was fuckin my girl and guess what
jake: what?
kyle: she squirted in my mouth
jake: dude your a south carolina squirt swigler
kyle: i know but i kinda liked it!!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013

Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.

W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.

by diogio rome November 27, 2009

Mr. Swigert

A stupid ass who will never tell you to shut up. He is 70 and still watches porn.

Fuck you Mr. Swigert, you watch porn.

by MiniFalcon July 22, 2017

swiggers

Derived from the word 'swig' : to drink in large gulps

Taking 'swiggers' refers to consuming any liquid intoxicant - typically alcohol, but potentially also lean, sizzurp, purple drank, etc.

'This beat makes me feel like I'm on swiggers'

'I'll be in the back of the church, taking swiggers'

'Lord Quas dropped a loop that made us all feel like we had been taking 'swiggers'.

by Derrick Tibbs July 19, 2019

Mr. Swigert

A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole

"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"

by mr.swiggycaneatme May 5, 2019