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swid

That new hat is so awesomely swid!
by Nickmoose January 23, 2009
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swids

the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week
sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."
by bluen'gold October 20, 2010
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Swid

Woman 1: You working too hard, You look like you need some sleep.

Man 2: I Got too much to do, I'm in a Swid mood.
by MacBlac66 July 9, 2015
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Swid

by E Jade May 13, 2020
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Swid

Opposite of PIM'S, from LU
by Anonymous May 7, 2003
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SWID

Acronym for “Superior White Illinois Dick”. It’s a term used by Illinois-based White supremacists and neo nazis to describe the penis of a “pure Aryan” citizen of Illinois. One may most commonly encounter this term in niche Discord servers housing terminally online gooners, actual racists and/or people who have never felt the touch of a woman.
Person 1: “‘Sup, I’m a blue eyed, blond white guy from Illinois.”
Person 2: “Okay, didn’t ask.”
Person 1: “Suck my SWID, you Untermensch! >:(“
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swid

Short utterance, gesture, or pause immediately after saying something that is intended to be funny, but usually isn't. The statement is usually practiced, but a swid means the speaker has nothing better to say and is temporarily speechless. The spelling is a backronym of "See What I Did?".
Everyone in the boardroom stared at the ceiling as his swid dropped to a whimper after yelling "that's what she said!" during the boss's presentation.
by badlywords July 10, 2020
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