swelsh

A mixture of bodily liquid such as sperm, feces, sweat, etc.

I had to clean up all that swelsh left over at the morgue, it was disgusting.

by Chris McFatty September 11, 2007

Sweesh

When you complete a seemingly impossible task with absolute perfection.

I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!

by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022

swelch

- verb (used without object): the sound made when the skin on your leg sticks to the side of your sex parter's body -- usually there is a great deal of humidity or sweating involved.

I was rocking the reverse cowgirl something awesome until my thigh swelched against him. It kinda killed the action, but only for a second.

by fungiblegoods August 3, 2010

Swersh

An abnormal shaped penis
Shaped like a triangle or a mushroom

Ha! Swersh!
Bob has a swersh!
Jack Swersh

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 14, 2018

smelsh

a cunt & whore

Brad: Jacob is such a fucking smelsh!!
Tyrone: I know!! I hate her so much! She caught the big gay!

by SOOKATGOLDY March 27, 2019

Smelsh

A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.

Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."

by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010

Sweesh

Use the exp. when someone totally blows off at an utterly impossible task

A fly gets into the classroom

Random nigga: Lemme get that one with ma pewpew gun.

-pulls back paper on rubber band and shoots it with pro precision-

Hot chicks- Sweesh

by Wolvesignorebitches September 26, 2019