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swellage 

The enlargement of a dog's arse that indicates it will soon be taking a crap.
Fido's got swellage, get a crap bag ready to pick up the shit.
swellage by ShanghaiNoodler May 20, 2020
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swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

swelladelic 

An action or person that embodies excellence, or very good in nature. While being known as swell in the 1980's may have been a condescending or derogatory term, swelladelic is a positive term coined to incite positive feedback.
"That wave was swelladelic" or "She is looking quite swelladelic this evening"

spellaged 

When someone isn't sure of the spelling but takes a guess anyway.

A combination of spelling and alleged
Tara wasn't sure how to spell pneumonia so she spellaged it as 'newmownia.'
Me- “Can I get your math HW.”
Friend- “Sorry, I forgot to do it.”
Me- “That’s sellage!”
Sellage by mal372 June 11, 2019

swellaye 

"This food is swellaye"

Shaun: "Are you coming to the shop?"
Conor: "Swellaye"
swellaye by Swellmaster September 7, 2013