ShanghaiNoodler's definitions

swellage

The enlargement of a dog's arse that indicates it will soon be taking a crap.

Fido's got swellage, get a crap bag ready to pick up the shit.

by ShanghaiNoodler May 20, 2020

questionette

A simple puffball question put to Joe Biden by an excuse of a reporter instead of a real question requiring a cognitive response.

They were allowed to ask a series of questionettes rather than meaningful questions.

by ShanghaiNoodler March 25, 2021