swellage

The enlargement of a dog's arse that indicates it will soon be taking a crap.
Fido's got swellage, get a crap bag ready to pick up the shit.
by ShanghaiNoodler May 20, 2020
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questionette

A simple puffball question put to Joe Biden by an excuse of a reporter instead of a real question requiring a cognitive response.
They were allowed to ask a series of questionettes rather than meaningful questions.
by ShanghaiNoodler March 25, 2021
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