swell on

My son uses this to explain what he is going to do. If he is going to the gym to pump weights, he will say i'm going to go get my swell on

I'll be back in two hours, I'm going to the gym to get my (swell on)

by mwn560 December 8, 2009

swell on

When your penis gets swollen from whacking off to an extreme amount of gay porn.

"Yo bro I just got my swell on, I am soo sore."

by Tyler Millzcock September 22, 2011

get your swell on

When you go to the gym to grunt and lift heavy weights in order to gain muscle size.

Its typical to grunt when you get your swell on at the gym!

by xxSweetsickness August 4, 2010

Getting your swell on

Working out to the point where your muscles are just fuckin popping out of your arm! To have them vein up like Brad Pitt in Troy. Essentially an excited term to go work out

"Hey man, going on a date tonight, getting my swell on before I meet her"

Buddy: "Oh yeah bro..you are the man! have fun getting your swell on"

by meathead1236 April 1, 2011

like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

swill-on

The verb to be a swilly.

Fuck me, he's got a right swill-on.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

get your swoll on

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

by Kornel West January 9, 2011