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S-sceney
W-weeney
E-emo
F-faggot
an acronym for people who listen to music like devil wears prada and wear tight jeans and have crazy hair do's that all SWEF's have and basically suck at life
I saw some guy at Hot Topic in the mall, he looks like a huge SWEF.
swef by jonathan woot! April 13, 2008
Amazing, awesome: Can be used randomly and out of the blue
John: I just got laid
Josh: Swef bruh
John: What the heck does swef mean?
Swef by Aecrius June 11, 2014
Related Words
swef • Sweft • Sweff • Sweffle • sweffort • swefhead • swefinor • swefosh • Swefted • Swefting
Swef is the highest level of swag.

On a scale, there are 3 levels.

Swag, sweg, and swef.
"ayy damn I'm so swef"
"no you aren't you dum bitch, u lowest level swag, cant even upgrade to swef cuz not in u hue unlike me"
"pfttttttt pls"
Swef by Anastaus September 30, 2015
To slap someone in the face repeatedly with ones penis.
The man would sweffle his coworkers every morning until he was arrested for sexual abuse.
For an object or person to be effortlessly cool.
1, Did you see Joe's new sweft sunglasses?

2. Justin Timberlake is so fucking sweft.
Sweft by irdgaf May 31, 2013
The highest level of sexual thirst / to crave water
I'm so sweff my head hurts and I'm emotional and sexually frustrated .
Sweff by Pjghost July 13, 2018
n: a person coming from swefoshden

also known as an epic typo made by Skye
I'm from swefoshden, a little country in Europe. My ethnicity is Swefosh.
swefosh by siriuslyskye July 3, 2008
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