Tweeting on a touchscreen while so covered in sweat that it comes out completely wrong.
An example of Sweeting would be accidentally tweating 'fatty badgers' while attempting to tell the world about the mildly strenous walk you are currently partaking in.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."