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skeeter teeters 

Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.
What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?
skeeter teeters by Texinthecity November 18, 2013

skeeter teeter 

Skeeter meaning pest. Teeter meaning to be "on the fence" about something. Skeeter Teeter; a person close to becoming, or virtually already a sex pest.
Jesh that guy is such a skeeter Teeter.. All he wants to do is have sex!

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter 

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits
Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026