sweater party

A gathering of employees inside the walk-in refrigerator (hence the need for a sweater) of a restaurant for the purpose of becoming inebriated.

"Every customer was a dick today! Now that we're closed, we should have a sweater party before we start cleaning."

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A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.

I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!

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[ugly sweater party]

a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.

a party titled ugly sweater party where you must have santa embroidery, snowmen, stars of david, reindeer some holiday symbol upon a sweater

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