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I swear to fuck 

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A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*
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I Swear to FUCK 

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When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly
Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right
I Swear to FUCK by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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I swear to fuck 

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Something someone says when they don’t believe in using Gods name as part of a curse word but they’re fine with using traditional cuss words for some strange reason
“Shut the hell up or I sWEar tO fUck I will shoot your family”
I swear to fuck by Where Is My Air Guitar September 16, 2019
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About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word 

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'Spot on' or 'Perfect'
"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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