Swampneck 

uneducated, bayou folk, whom often live in single wide mobile homes and eat alligator and use alligator to make clothing and other house hold products. Typically found in north Florida, southern Georgia and parts of Alabama and Louisiana; possibly inbred with tattoos of the Confederate battle flag found on all parts of the body.

He's not just a redneck from the marsh, he's a swampneck.

Swampneck by Flishdigity September 21, 2005

swampneck 

It's swampass of the neck.

The condition occurs if an individual's neck is larger than his or her chin and jaw and it's warm enough to make someone sweat.

The man's collar was soaking wet from excessive swampneck.

swampneck by a_dawg February 22, 2010

swampsack 

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

swampsack by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swampjack 

n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.

After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.

Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.

swampjack by ColombianSkyhawk July 9, 2011

slapneck 

a type of insult, to call someone a name

not much slapneck

slapneck by EnviiLa!! June 1, 2011

Swampdick 

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.

Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass

Swampdick by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

swampcock 

when you run a 10K and your cock is smelly and creamy

anyone in the army

josh d

swampcock by cynical satan November 15, 2003