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swampy taint 

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl
I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

taint stamp 

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her
i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.
taint stamp by 110$croc June 23, 2008

taint stamp 

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains
"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"
taint stamp by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

Tainted swampy gooch slime 

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

tainted stamp 

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
tainted stamp by AntMan December 14, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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