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swamp taint 

An extreme case of when your gooch smells so bad that you can see a bit of green around the crotch region
"Oh man, i have not showered in days, at this point i have swamp taint"
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swampy taint 

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl
I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

taint stamp 

stamping or stabbing the taint of your girl friend with your member while trying to enter her
i was so drunk it took a couple of taint stamps before i was finally able to get it in.
taint stamp by 110$croc June 23, 2008

taint stamp 

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains
"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"
taint stamp by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

Tainted swampy gooch slime 

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

tainted stamp 

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
tainted stamp by AntMan December 14, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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