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Swagergy 

the energy that becomes depleted by using swag; what begins to run low if you don't limit/conserve swagger; your related "Swagergy Level" is rated on a scale of 1-100% on the amount of swag left in you
"Whoa dude, you almost forgot to turn your swag off- you should do that to save your swagergy!"
Swagergy by CJ21593 April 10, 2010
A classical German composer who's bound to give any grown man a full erection.
"Dude I was listening to some Swagner earlier and my dick just couldn't control itself."
swagner by Aquatic_Demon May 20, 2016

swaggergasted 

A state of being when you witness the swag the one has. How one might feel when they visualize the amazing swag that they or another being might feel
John was swaggergasted when he walked in the door to the party and saw Flavor Flav standing there with his clock.
swaggergasted by Seargent Swag December 30, 2011

swaggergasm 

When one has so much swag, they cause people to orgasm when they walk by.
Me: I was walking down the street and this girl swaggergasmed.
swaggergasm by Sherm-loc May 15, 2011

swagnegative 

When an individual actually has negative swagger his swag is so bad. Short form pronounced 'swagnag' also effective as slang.
guy 1: "Yo check that guys dirty old New Balance kicks and mushroom cut"

guy 2: "Yup, definitely swagnegative".
swagnegative by DJ/D November 23, 2010

swaggeryacked 

A term used in many different places to mean many different things.
If you steal a cookie from a person you yell, "you just got swaggeryacked!"
swaggeryacked by swaggeryaking August 18, 2011