One who lacks swag. Duh. A person who is swaggerlacking obviously has no game with the ladies/fellas. Thus, they are not datable or bangable.
Chick one: What ever happened with you and that bro you met at the frat party last week?
Chick two: After we became facebook friends, he went through all my albums since '06 and told me he has a pink tie that would match my homecoming dress from my sophomore year of hs perfectly.
Chick one: DAMNNN could of told you he was swaggerlacking.
Noun: An all-encompassing rush of swag that happens when a person swagger is over powering and thus dominating it's sphere of influence.
Keny is so awesome that every time he walks in the room his aura dominates the room and everyone else is swallow up in a swaggerlanche of his awe inspiring swagger.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!