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Swaptronics

When repairing an electronic device, instead of finding and replacing the defective component, the entire circuit board or module is replaced.
Customer: Why are you charging me $170 to repair my CD player which just has a burnt resistor which costs 20 cents?

Repairman: Due to our incompetence we just replaced the whole circuit board inside and passed the cost onto you the customer.

Customer: Oh, you are a swaptronics outfit. You suck. Here's $170.
Swaptronics by tech7777 July 8, 2011

Swagaroni & Steez

A combination of swag and steez, to be used in place of macaroni and cheese or any other meal to describe the consumer's utter ease of style and swagger. Achieved by only the freshest mother fuckers around.
Dude 1: "yo dude snag a look at his guy."
Dude 2: "whoa, whoa, looks like sombody just had a bowl full of swagaroni & steez for lunch."
Dude 1: "tell me about it those fresh ass threads are doing him some total justice dude."
Swagaroni & Steez by Parkersaur November 16, 2011
Swagatron means ur a swagatron person, that means ur better than anyone else is this earth.
I’m so swagatron!
Swagatron by Nitai Bech January 22, 2021

swagatomic

when you walk in to a place and your swag is instantly noticed; like an atomic bomb of swag just blew up
super sexy girl: holy shit did you just feel that swagatomic go off?!
swagatomic by toast 96 October 14, 2011

swagaroni and cheese 

Person 1: what did you eat for breakfast?

Person 2: swagaroni and cheese!

sergatronic

The act of driving stickshift while using an automatic transmission that only has PRND2L.
man sergey always drives around using sergatronic. HE EVEN USES HIS BRAKE AS A CLUTCH!!!
sergatronic by the pimp kit April 13, 2007