When you have much sex with a female but your chode is so wide that she queefs very loudly and it smells like cookies and then you realize that girl is actuallysanta claus!!1!1!!!1!!!
I had some nice sussy baka imposter balls last night with yur mum
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.