sus monkey
an ugly motherfucker
sus monkey by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009
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Sus Monkey
Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.
Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.
Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.
Sus Monkey by erytzz January 30, 2021
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Sus monkey
You (A stupid moron): The Sus monkey stole my girlfriend.
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?
Friend: Is that a reference to the hit 2018 game Among us?
Sus monkey by KoolAidsHomosapien March 4, 2021
Sus Monkey
Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
Sus Monkey by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022
Sunmonkey
The minute that the sun appears, Sunmonkeys put on their shorts, parade around in sunglasses and try their very best to get a tan. They are usually the first ones to get sunburn.
Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.
Similar to a 'sun worshipper'.
Sunmonkey by Sunmonkey T May 11, 2008
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susmonkeys by Cr1tical76 July 19, 2022
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