surlo 

a dumbass that doesn't have any friends and that should die and stop annoying people

Shut up surlo.

surlo by Zenghui May 1, 2022

Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.

Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale

Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013

SULOB 

An acronym for "shrivelled up little old boy," referring to the appearance of a man's reproductive appendage following any kind of attack on his ego or masculinity.

Trevor: And then she told me that her ex used to tame lions whilst riding Harley Davidsons and solving world hunger.
Dave: SULOB?
Trevor: Yep.

SULOB by youmayknowme June 18, 2013

serlone 

A type of man who likes to eat a assortment of cheeses

Your acting like a serlone

serlone by KarolinaTheSpeller January 11, 2017

Spurlock Syndrome 

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

Spurlock Syndrome by Roach likes you August 25, 2005

Suelo 

Mexican word for lowered truck.

My truck es suelo to the floor man.

Suelo by Celeny October 23, 2017

Surround Shelf 

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.

Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.

Surround Shelf by JonTheMac May 4, 2010