SULOB 

An acronym for "shrivelled up little old boy," referring to the appearance of a man's reproductive appendage following any kind of attack on his ego or masculinity.

Trevor: And then she told me that her ex used to tame lions whilst riding Harley Davidsons and solving world hunger.
Dave: SULOB?
Trevor: Yep.

SULOB by youmayknowme June 18, 2013

knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....

God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !

slobber chopper by flash gordon ramsey March 8, 2019

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

slobbed 

To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.

Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!

slobbed by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007

slob fetish 

an off shoot of a fat fetish which involves a disregard for hygiene, being messy, hedonism, sweat,gas and sometimes scat and [water sports}

person 1 "i heard that guy has a slob fetish"
person 2 "weird flex but okay"

slob fetish by coolnerd22 May 10, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009