surley

A bad ass name for people who dont GAF, if your SURLEY then your, hot, confident, and u don't GAF

"Yeah she is just so SURLEY omg I wanna be her"

surley by Your.pal.al🌚 May 30, 2016

fake survey 

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

fake survey by montypark February 28, 2009

Surrey Jack 

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.

P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose

Surrey Jack by crack is good November 15, 2019

Surveyor 

1.A god like person that is infinitely more cunning than an engineer but unlike engineers actually have devoloped the socal skills of an 'A' list celib.

2.A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, eletronic measuring devices, high end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD.

3. A Typical Surveyor is better than a 'mans best friend' makes females go weak at the knees and wet at the crotch just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work.

4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, McGuyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Eddison, The Hoff.

5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid cartographer by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but exciteable engineer and put them into the real world (or not, if they are complete shit).

6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this Surveyors will often work in teams, where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Team Survey" can be applied.

The Surveyors surveyed that (whatever object you want) and made a 3D digital image of it. Thanks Survey!!

Surveyor by markhasdrunken March 27, 2007

Suleyma

A beautiful dark girl with a heart of gold, brains of steel, and a mind of her own.

Her laugh is infectious and she can be friends with anyone.
She can be pretty intense in the eyes when she wants to be.

Her parents just don't understand her freedom.

She loves to dance and be around her chicas but most of all she can become whatever she sets out be, a doctor even.

Suleyma is incredible with Alejandro.

Suleyma by feniofe November 14, 2010

suleyman 

People with the name Suleyman tend to be passionate, compassionate, intuitive, romantic, and to have magnetic personalities. They are usually humanitarian, broadminded and generous, and tend to follow professions where they can serve humanity. Because they are so affectionate and giving, they may be imposed on. T

oh his vibe seems like a "Suleyman"

suleyman by SAAID January 3, 2017

surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008