suprise car 

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.

I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.

suprise car by The Sub February 25, 2005

Race car surprise 

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.

Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!

Race car surprise by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010

car surprise 

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

car surprise by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

Hot Carl Suprise by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Carmello Anthony Suprise 

When a man is having sex, then walks away into the bathroom. he then takes caramel and puts it all over his penis.then runs out of the bathroom to his partner and shoves the penis into said partners mouth. And vigorously thrusts until the caramel is gone.

I cant wait for her to get home. I have a Carmello Anthony Suprise for her today.

Carmello Anthony Suprise by the baconator99954123 January 26, 2011

surprise carnival 

A carnival in which it is a surprise. Usually happening at schools, or anyother places with large gatherings. Usually happens when you're not there, and your friends will tell you all about it, and how great it was.

While you were ditching school we had a surprise carnival, it was awesome.

surprise carnival by Andrew Foti January 31, 2006

Carl Bomb Surprise 

When one defecates in a tube sock, and then hits another with it in the face while they are sleeping or passed out.

Ashley was passed out on the couch and I woke her up with sloppy "Carl Bomb Surprise."

Carl Bomb Surprise by steam1234 July 8, 2010