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supermarket sex 

When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.
supermarket sex by JDawg 316 December 8, 2015
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Supermarket shuffle 

The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.

supermarket shit 

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.
Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault
supermarket shit by Bronau February 18, 2017

Supermarket Sweep 

A British game show that is and forever will be the show.Hosted by Dale Whinton in the 90’s and now, even though it pains me to say it, RYLAN MUTHERFUCKING CLARKE!!!
Did you watch supermarket sweep last night?
Supermarket Sweep by Dublin Dude August 15, 2019

Supermarket Sweep 

1. An Unbeatable force.
2. To sip and flip your cup at the speed of light.
3. To accomplish a task rapidly and accurrately.
4. To gather the groceries way before dinner time.
"Hey Alex, did you win that round"
-"of course! We supermarket sweeped that sh*t!"

"Hey Justin, how'd you do that that test?"
-"Oh Jan, I Supermarket Sweeped it!"

"Hey Kelly, will you go grocery shopping with me?"
-"Of course, but we have to Supermarket Sweep it, the Office is on tonight!"

Supermarket Sweep 

An American Game Show hosted by David Ruprecht that involves 3 Teams Answering Supermarket Trivia to earn time for their "Big Sweep", Said Sweep involves 3 People (1 from Each team) Running around Collecting the most Expensive Items and other Special Items (Shopping List, Super Sandwich, Coffee Bag and later Candy, Movies, Bread, etc.)

Originally Aired in the 1960s (ABC, Lost. Most likely Dumped into the Same River as the DuMont Network Archives) and Revived from 1990 - 1995(Lifetime Network) and 2000 to 2003. (PAX (Later known as Ion Television))
Person 1: Hey did you see the New Supermarket Sweep last night?
Person 2: Yeah! Can't believe those 2 guys won those 2 Geo Trackers.
Supermarket Sweep by asiimov August 15, 2019

supermarket spastic 

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket
Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!