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super snowva 

A blizzard of such magnitude and intensity that it could explode, create a black hole and destroy the solar system.
Usage
Action: “Run! This snowpocalypse is about to go super snowva!”
Observation: “It’s really super snowvaing out there. The local weatherman reporting live on the scene just disappeared through the blizzent horizon.”
Threat (of the evil genius variety): “With my super snowva generator, I can cause blizzarchy and rule the world!”
Insult: “Yo momma is crazier than a super snowva.”
Emotion: “This super snowva is making me blizzerable.”

Alternate Spellings
super snova
supa snowva
supa snova

Related Words
snowpocalypse (an order of magnitude above a catablizzm but below a super snowva)
snowmageddon (an order of magnitude above a catablizzm but below a super snowva)
catablizzm (a large scale and violent blizzard; two orders below a super snowva)
snownami (devastating waves due to a catablizzm, snowpocalypse or snowmageddon)
snowcanic eruption (a concentrated burst of snow)
snowhilation (huge amounts of snow that have made things invisible or rendered them useless)
blizzcanic eruption (a concentrated burst of snow and wind)
blizzery (blizzard-induced misery)
blizzerable (miserable because of a blizzard)
blizzent horizon (a theoretical boundary around a black hole caused by a super snowva beyond which no light, other radiation or weatherperson can escape)
blizzarchy (a state of chaos due to a catablizzm, snowpocalypse, snowmageddon or super snowva)
super snowva by Elefante Borracho February 22, 2011
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super snowva 

a blizzard of such magnitude and intensity that it could implode, cause a black hole and destroy the universe.
As a noun: Run! This blizzard is about to go super snowva!

As a verb: Wow, it's really super snowvaing out there.

As a threat: Don't make me super snowva you upside the head.

As an insult: Suck my super snowva!
super snowva by Elefante Borracho February 21, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012