When you and your friends are drinking. One of your friends bends over to pet your dog . While they are bent over, dip three fingers in honey and then poke them in the butt. But if penetration occurs however slight do not go past the second knuckle or you could be considered wierd.
Sugar Pie Honey Bunch-Jim is partying at your house has about 7 old fashions in him. He bent over to pet Tessa. I grabbed the honey and dipped 3 fingers only to the second knuckle. Then I stuck them in his butt. Everyone laughed. And it wasn't wierd because I only went to the second knuckle.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)