sucks the bag 

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.

1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.

sucks the bag by Flex June 25, 2004

sucks the bag 

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

sucks the bag by JuAN June 25, 2004

Suck The Bag 

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

Suck The Bag by andy1 June 8, 2005