suckling cow 

A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends

Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)

suckling cow by Lumberjill April 12, 2008

cock-sucking cowboy 

Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.

Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!

cock-sucking cowboy by claygirl May 23, 2006

cock-sucking cowboy 

in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.

also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.

(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"

(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."

cock-sucking cowboy by save_ferrets May 13, 2004

cock sucking cowboys

really cool guys. Or real cool dinks.. Lots of cream with khulia & vodka. Looks like Keith Urban.

I just love cock sucking cowboys.

cock sucking cowboys by philpots June 30, 2006