SuckJaw

A disease for emotionally dead teens, who hate everything

"I gave my prick of a son half a bottle of xanax to relief his SuckJaw"

by Dr.BrandHart August 9, 2017

suckjaw

Species of the fuckface gender, it's natural habitat is Heranus. Normally, this species videos don't get uploaded as frequently as they should.

"You can really sense the tension between Suckjaw and Hova in this one".

by KYRSPEEDY FT. SPEEDYW03 August 7, 2017

Suckhawks

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40

Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.

by gfeet June 23, 2009

Sackjaw

when a female (or a male) gives so much head they get a bruise on their chin from the testicles smacking vigerously upon it.

"whoA did you see brendas sackjaw?"

by JounA December 31, 2004

suckawesome

a movie, piece of art, or other creative contribution to the world that displays such an amazing level of "suck" that it transcends the "suck" category, thereby becomming awesome.

(see "craptacular" for synonym)

The movie "Starship Troopers" is so suck it's awesome...thus:

Is Starship Troopers suckawesome or what?!

by bobolo January 17, 2004

suckaweewee

that one fire song that goes suck a n**** dick

friend:yo bro listen to suckaweewee
friend:i love that song

by suckaweewee June 6, 2023