14 definitions by gfeet
by gfeet March 14, 2009
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
by gfeet March 14, 2009
Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
by gfeet January 13, 2010
(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".
Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
by gfeet November 14, 2009
1. Governor Palin's office explains the use of unattributed material from a four year old Newt Gingrich article that she used in a recent speech as "poor staff work".
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
2. Professor Smith: Mr Jones, I have read your speech that you "wrote" for your semester project . I must say , it bears an uncanny resemblance to the Gettysburg Address, the reference to "your friend Abe" not withstanding. Your explanation?
Mr . Jones: Oh...sorry dude , poor staff work.
by gfeet June 8, 2009
Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40
Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.
by gfeet June 24, 2009
an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
by gfeet March 14, 2009