suckgratulations 

An exclamation you give another person when something is simultaneously good and bad. A Machiavellian victory.

John: "Well, my dog died, but we won the lottery"

Jim: "Well suckgratulations"

suckgratulations by jc michaels May 4, 2009

Fuckgratulations 

To be rewarded with sex!

Dude, I got into Stanford and my girlfriend wished me fuckgratulations!

Fuckgratulations by Barbe77o February 26, 2009