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A posh, Shakespearean way of saying "Suck". Used to make the insulter seem more intellectual than the insultee.
Ye sucketh like a man without water!
Sucketh by Madmarkus May 19, 2005
Words you can keep
A descriptive word meaning "With great badassery."

S-oo-CK-e-TH
You sucketh
Sucketh by fyrri March 1, 2011
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suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008
One of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet in your lifetime. She will also give you the best kisses and hugs and make you feel so happy to have her in your life
Wow this Flower is almost as beautiful as Suceth
suceth by BlackEyedGoat March 14, 2017
verb. Derivative from the word "suck" written in Shakespearean old English way of speaking.

Not good, bad.
or
vacuum, to pull back with air.
This day suckith. "This day sucks"

Thou salt suckith in thy morning and suckith in thy evening, and shall bestowed a fountain like no other brethren as thy eyes never saw.
Suckith by drk phinx August 13, 2008

Sucket List 

The list of potential individuals that one must suck up to in order to accomplish their goals.
Brett: "Damn, my sucket list just keeps growing! At this rate I'll never get this project done."

Ashton: "And you can kiss that promotion good bye.."
Sucket List by skibumdoc May 29, 2009

sucketary 

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!
I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!
sucketary by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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