suck my nine

1. To get shot with a 9mm.
2. To suck a 9 in. penis.

SUCK MY NINE, BITCH! * bang bang *

by whonow June 24, 2007

suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.

Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!

by tainted2788 May 17, 2006

suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"

by beavuhh October 16, 2009