suck a fart 

Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.

Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.

suck a fart by Rontastic July 30, 2006

suck a fart 

When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;

Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;

suck a fart by Sally fart sucker October 3, 2008

Suck a Fart 

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.

Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.

Suck a Fart by Jodie G. Eastwood June 12, 2012

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017

suck a fart from her ass 

When you find a girl so attractive that you'd literally suck a fart from her ass.

She's so beautiful, I'd drink her bathwater and then suck a fart from her ass.

suck a fart from her ass by Clutch in the hand March 16, 2020

suck a fart out my ass

this is another way of saying kiss my ass or I don't give a fuck

someone random: FUCK YOU
you: shut the fuck up you can suck a fart out my ass BITCH

suck a fart out my ass by add me on xbox @bamboy278 February 11, 2022

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

suck a fart out of a dead seagull by chris.k May 17, 2006