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Suck a duck 

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.
"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"
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suck a duck 

something that is just plain stupid
The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck
suck a duck by Bungalow Bill October 6, 2001

Suck a duck 

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass
John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

suck a duck 

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass
why dont you go suck a duck
suck a duck by aceb32 April 11, 2010

Suck a duck 

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.
Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."
Suck a duck by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

suck-a-duck 

a lame nigga/clown/bird nigga
you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.

Suck a duck ass 

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”
1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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