suck a duck

something that is just plain stupid

The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck

by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001

suck a duck

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass

why dont you go suck a duck

by aceb32 April 11, 2010

Suck a duck

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 10, 2007

suck and duck

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 15, 2008

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018

Suck a duck

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass

John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

by Succmyhorsecock May 25, 2020

suck the duck

When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.

GO suck the DUCK, NIGGA!....I'm in the citay!

by panusintheanus January 31, 2004